I just ran down the hall to the ladies room. An older woman entered just before me. I got a whiff of her perfume and thought oh that's ni….OH What's that smell? BO! The perfume was quickly followed BO!WTF?!?!
Seriously now, it takes all of maybe 5 minutes to hop in the shower and clean off your BO in the morning. I'm not talking shaving your pits, cooter or legs. I'm not even talking about washing you hair. But for heavens sake step into some warm water grab a bar of soap and clean your pits, cooter and ass before you leave home. It's the least you can do for people that have to be in your presence for more than 5 seconds.
haHA! you gotta love that Eau Du B.O. !!! =;-)
ReplyDeletei've very glad i'm not too good at picking up scents so i don't have to smell all that crap very intensely.
Ha! You said "cooter." One of the dudes at work had to be counseled by his workforce manager because he always smelled like 285 lbs of unwiped ass.
ReplyDeleteI chuckle out loud...hehehehe
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is that most people don't even sweat enough that REAL BO would be generated by skipping one shower (not that that is not gross in and of itself). So, if you got that much of a BO whiff, then that person must have some serious lax personal grooming habits.
ReplyDeleteUgh. Don't people understand that BO + cologne = bologne? She smelled like bologne didn't she?
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The hardest part of my job is examining elderly people without making a face after the BO hits...
Trying this again as my last attempt did not seem to go through.
ReplyDeleteYou are lucky you do not live in 17th century France where people wore perfume and walked around sniffing perfumed handkerchiefs to mask the smell from their lack of bathing.
Instead you live in 21st century DC where it appears that some 17th century French people still live!
I hear ya. An old roomie of mine dated this British guy who REEKED of BO and cologne. He didn't use deodorant. Nast.
ReplyDeletetrue THAT, sister!
ReplyDeleteThat's why I make it a point to shower once a week, whether I need to or not.
ReplyDeleteTee hee! You said "cooter"!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking exactly the same thing as E :)
ReplyDeleteEw.
Ew, ew, ew.
If she had said cootchee, i would have left my marriage to be by her side. Oh well, maybe next time
ReplyDeleteI like the fact that "cooter" and "hu hu" have become the standard word for "vagina" now.
ReplyDeleteBO is the worst. I was at a concert where a guy had terrible BO. This girl near him sniffed her pits to make sure it wasn't her. At least she didn't try to smell her cooter.
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