I promptly started watering the plants and took the head to the sink to fill ups it’s little glass jar. This is when I noticed it. The head is growing pubes.
One of my co-workers suggested it might be chin hairs but looks more pube like to me.Then came the question: Is the head a boy or a girl?
Well it has earrings and green pearl earrings at that so I would assume it was a girl. On the other hand the hair is like a green Don King style and the rope that hangs from the head to soak up the water could be penis like in nature. I still can’t help but think of it as a girl.
I guess she needs a name since she is already going through puberty. Let me know if you have any ideas for names.
Ewwwwwwwww! You're nasty! Actually the string is more like a tampon string, soaking up!!!
ReplyDeleteMrs. Potato Red?
ReplyDeletePerhaps the "head" is neither a he or she... but a SHIM? I vote for the name SHIM!
ReplyDeleteIt looks to me more gay than female. A gay Don King. Scary!
ReplyDeleteI don't want to date myself (otoh who else would date me ;)) but don't forget that Susan Powter had Don King-style hair. So, she could be Susan Powterhead :).
ReplyDeleteShortie: I thought that too! Ewwww!
ReplyDeleteKathryn: It would have to be a Ms. though.
YCN: That is what my parents called me before I was born. Those were the days before the sonograms.
Alex: Ohhh a gay Don King wearing pearl earrings! I like.
Allan:I completely forgot about her... With good reason too! Hahaha
I'm thinking Ms. Don Powterhead
One other thing I have to point out: the ads Google is serving up for this particular post are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteAww I was too late. The ads are picking up from the most recent post now.
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