If you were a fly stuck inside my car during my commute between Maryland and Virginia, via D.C., here are some things you might hear coming out of my mouth.
Green means GO!The gas is on the right Bra!Stay in your lane Sista.(Sings) "Nobody Mourns the Wicked" (from the Wicked soundtrack)Dude... Stop checking out the chick and go!Move it! Move it! Move it!Outta my way!Hmmm if the honey got off her phone she might be able to stay in her lane.(Sings) "Whenever you call me, I'll be there, Whenever you want me, I'll be there Whenever you need me, I'll be there, I'll be around" cause I'm stuck in traffic.Use your signal cause I can't read your mind!Welcome to my lane.Back off Buster or come up and introduce yourself cause we're getting intimate here!RAISE YOUR HAND TO THANK ME!Was that an Afro Mullet? OMG! It was!Yes I'm waving at YOU. I'm the one you just cut off!(Sings) I will survive!Phew! I'm home… finally!
I love that you sing "No One Mourns the Wicked"! See what that show does to a person?!
ReplyDeletean afro mullet? seriously? i would have had to pull over on the side of the road for that one. please tell me it was a female.
ReplyDeleteim so sorry i lost your site addy. i found you again now im bookmarking you (i had managed to bookmark your picture page though, whats THAT say about me?) ;P
The afro-mullet was my reason for finally getting a camera phone. It was truly an amazing site to witness and I almost wrecked my car. I have looked for him everyday since
ReplyDeleteIssues with internet today. Anonymous was me. Time to go back to bed.
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