Friend: How's the lizard?
Red: She's fine. Except she's been creeping me out lately.
Friend: How so?
Red: She was on my shoulder the other day and crawling towards my neck, probably for warmth, and I got the heebie geebies for some reason. Plus I've been feeling bad because every time she sits on my shoulder my hair is in a ponytail and I whack her with my hair.
Friend: So your telling me you can't stop Whacking the Lizard?
This was and ACTUAL conversation... and I do tend to whack the lizard... with my pony tail, but not in the the sexual nature as implied by my friend.
ReplyDeleteI would think the term "Whacking the Lizard" would fit a male rather than a female?