November 3, 2006

Tip-O-The-Day #5

When someone's looking for Sympathy from you and you just don't have it in you...

Let them know they can find it in the dictionary between Shit and Syphilis.
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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:01 PM, November 03, 2006

    Yikes! Reminds me of the dentist who said I don't know why you're screaming. It doesn't hurt me at all!

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  2. Anonymous3:51 PM, November 03, 2006

    Those are the comforting words that only a mother can supply.

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  3. allan11:42 PM, November 03, 2006

    If they want pity can you tell them it is between pissy and prickly ;)?

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  4. Taunted10:26 AM, November 04, 2006

    And if they want love it's between loob and lust!

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  5. Red5:18 AM, November 05, 2006

    You guys are coming up with some good ones!

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