Whoa Whoa Whoa! What is this show? How to Get the Guy. Ok I will write during commercials.So the rain went away and the sun came out and it stayed a little cool. A few of us walked at lunch and I can't tell you how much I love that. Well, there is one thing I don't like about our walk… The pits get a bit moist and the last thing I want is moist looking pits. I don't really mind if they are moist as long as no one can tell they are moist. e.g. my blouse wet at the pits.
How to Get the Guy: They send these women on mass dates and the best line so far is, "The freak is in the meek and you seem meek to me."Anyhow, The sun is a sure sign I can pick up my bike today. WooHoo! I borrow Dad's truck and go get the bike. Just as I get in the truck, after getting the bike in the back, my cell phone rings. It's Thom! This is a bit ironic since I'm smack dab in the middle of his hometown (he is now living on the other side of the country). Thom is calling because he read Purging What Plagues Me and he feels bad for me and my lack of available friends. He tells me I can call him anytime to vent. That's really sweet but I hope that isn't pity I hear in your voice Thom. So Mini Red and I get back home and I ride the bike through the parking lot. I don't think I, let alone Mini Red, can wait until tomorrow for some bike riding.
How to Get the Guy: The Rules to get in the game are: eye contact (4 seconds), smile, invade personal space and when in doubt ask a question, e.g. "Do you have the time?"So Mini Red and I rush back to the folks and get her bike. We race back home wipe down the bike pump up her tires, put on our sneakers and we went out for our first bike ride through my old neighborhood. We had so much fun.
At this point its 8pm and we still have a few errands to run. We get gas in the car and I decide to treat her to a Chipwich so we stop at the CVS. As I pull into the parking lot I see IT. I'm debating if I should point IT out to Mini Red. Hmmmmm?
Red: "Did you see that?"
Mini Red: "What?"
Red: "The dude in the half shirt and pink mini skirt."
Mini Red: "Where?"
Red: "On The bike smoking a cigarette."
I park the car and Mini Red is looking all around. I warn her to be careful when she looks as not to offend. We get out of the car as he rides his bike past us. The look on Mini Red's face is priceless because she has never seen such a thing.
CVS is out of Chipwiches and Mini Red wants to go to the 7-11 in the opposite direction of home. I ask for a good reason to go in that direction rather than the 7-11 on the way home. She says, "To see the guy in the skirt again!" But this isn't a good enough reason so we stop at the 7-11 closer to home and I let her run in on her own.
I watch her make the purchase and as she leaves the store I see this FREAK in the store CHECK OUT MY 11 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER!
THAT'S IT! She's going in a bubble for the rest of her life because this is giving me heart palpitations.
Red, I had no idea that you were following The Blogs of Our Lives as closely as you are. hehe. Thanks for the nice words! Thanks also for the link! I'll link you in my sidebar as well. :)
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that perv was checking out your daughter! The bubble is a wonderful idea!
Have a great night! :)
Tish, You guys seem made for each other. We are all reading and hoping for you guys.
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping Tish and Brico find happiness too. Every once in a while the internet produces something beautiful.
ReplyDeletewell well well...
ReplyDelete1- there was some truth to my post. but ive learned my lesson. i will never do that one thing ever again!
2- i find it hysterical that one such as yourself needs to watch a show called 'how to get the guy'. um... try going out into public and stand around. that is all you should need to do!
3- i have wondered what i will do the first time i see a guy (any guy!) check out aspen. someday soon i have to tell aspen how to fend for herself once i am in jail for murder.
Painter,
all my jokes have some basis to truth in them (whether tish is aware of that or not)
37909,
thanks for your support. lets see how long till i can really screw up bad. 1 year is my record so far.
Brico; Maybe the number one thing was the reason for the night terrors.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the compliment but I tend to be a bit shy believe it or not.
Mini Red got checked out again. I'm gonna need a valium or something to deal with this. Plus she has her first dance tonight. OYE!
Rest assured I will bring brownies and visit you in jail.
We are all pulling for you and Tish. Don't worry about ime limits or anything else just have fun. I don't think you two have any problems with just having fun
im just here to let you know you missed an easy one by not referring to us as The Blog and The Beautiful... or is that The Bold and The Blogiful? either way.
ReplyDeleteBrico: I could have called it that you have a definite point there but I went with what came to mind.
ReplyDeleteNow if you had mentioned this say... a week ago I may have been able to make a correction.
We also we don't want anyone to feel bad that we may be referring to you and Tish.. or even myself for that matter as the BEAUTIFUL as if no one else is. It has now become a political type thing, eh?