Yes I'm talking about Boobs! Breasts, titties, nords, ninnies. What a fascinating subject.You know it was just about two years ago I made a realization. As I was walking down the street I realized it wasn’t just my hair that was getting stares... (looking down)… but it was these! The Boobs!
This is a subject many write about… A LOT!
Psuacoustician’s most recent post, “Was it nipple erecting and awesome?”, Is sure to attract attention but she’s talking about the Indigo Girls concert she went to.
Green_canary cracks me up with her post, “Hello, and welcome to my boobs”. I wanted to run out and buy a food scale.
I even, recently, blogged about bra shopping and the lazy eye phenemon.
It amazes me how two mounds of flesh can stir up so much attention. They are the joke, the desire, the fear.
I once dated a guy who was an ass man but by the time we broke up he was a boob man… or at least while we were together he was. Or there was this party I went to and everyone was married except for two of us. One of the women said to the single dude, “With that hair and that chest you need to talk to her cause I can’t believe she’s single.” Well, that was flattering… I think?
I’m more than just hair and boobs, but evidently, it attracts both good and bad attention. I don’t think I’ll ever get used to it. Maybe I’ll just buy some minimizers?
**Photo courtesy of John B
The all importaint thing about boobs is this: it is good for advertisement. Men have a taste on their "perfect size" and home in on the one that is right for them, then the hard part comes in and we try to impress you so we can hang out with your boobs more. If we are lucky you let us touch them.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if girls dig guys with the buldge the same way......nah.
If you want to make some real money put a washable tatoo of advertisement and walk around, you ever thing how much that is going to pay for? Or if you do not want the wandering eyes either wear concealing clothing or add some artifical hair down there. Either way, boobs are boobs, and we can not get past the fact that yours actually work and ours are tapped out.
Hi Red,
ReplyDeleteCompletely off-topic... You said you tried to donate to the marathon? It does take a few days for the donation to show up so maybe it's still making its way through the system. Thanks for your support!
As for boobs, I don't have much to look at so I'll leave this topic to the experts!
No minimizers Red! We love them the way they are!!
ReplyDeleteI think it's physics. James Clerk Maxwell did work on the attractive properties of breasts...sorry, that might have been electromagnetic fields.
ReplyDeleteMy vote is breasts are great.
We can't help being attracted to boobs for some reason. It's just instinct. And I have never heard the term 'nords' before.
ReplyDeleteRed, you're going to make all the girls jealous by even suggesting that you could use minimizers! *LOL* I've mentioned that about myself before, and you should have seen the envious glares! :)
ReplyDeleteLove the picture ;)
ReplyDeleteI know just what you mean. I have the same problem with my crotch.
ReplyDeleteColdguy: Girls don't dig the bulge like guys dig the boobs. Can't help the stares but sometimes you want to be looked in the face.
ReplyDeleteMC: I would need a loan to buy the damn minimizer. Guess I will stick to bigger shirts. lol.
Uncle Keith: Are you saying breast are great no matter what shape or size or... lazy eye?
JC: Nords are big ones and ninnies are little ones.
Tish: Sometimes I love em and sometimes I don't. Ever feel that way?
JohnB: I added something at the bottom of the post for you. Should have done it in the first place. Thanks!
Lugi: Took you long enough! I've been waiting for you to comment because I thought you might enjoy this post.
As long as they are attatched to a lady, they are great. Now, if some dude riding a tractor with his shirt off has boobies jiggling, I'm not for that. I can look right away from that.
ReplyDeleteYou know what's great about them...everything! First off, they come in pairs. You get two right out of the package. The designer was a genius. You can play with 'em, hold 'em, hug 'em, kiss 'em, you can push 'em together and...well, you know what I mean. They look great in a sweater or a bikini. I'm just talking from a man's perspective. I understand if they are attatched to you, it can be a mixed blessing.
I also agree they have hypnotic power. Sometimes, it is impossible to take your eyes off of them. I mean I really want to look away, but I just cannot do it. It's like when I was a kid and they said, "don't look directly into the sun." Breasts, when used properly, are as powerful as the sun. That's all I'm saying.
Blame CNN for that, all guys need to read the crawl at the bottom instead of the picture above. Remove that so we can train our eyes to stay up.
ReplyDeleteI don't discriminate. I like boobs of all sizes. I'm an everything man. Believe it or not the first things that I usually notice on a girl is her eyes. I love eyes and a good smile. Don't get me wrong though I love boobs, ass and everything else about a woman's body. :)
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