"Mom look at Dog's hair! It's always styled the same way."
"Just like Joe Dirt's"
"Mom look at Dog's hair! It's always styled the same way."
"Just like Joe Dirt's"
Despite the obvious danger of the redhead with the bow and suction cup arrows the former governor continued to his appointment and was later seen leaving the building unscathed.
The real story:
Mini Red was relinquishing a toy to a friend. Red was just delivering and thought the man looked familiar. She googled him as soon as she reached her office to fully realize her encounter with The Former Governor of Virginia.
A special thanks to "The Mosh" for his reporting contributions to this piece.
It's Sunday and that means Auction Day. My parents have found a weekly auction in Emmitsburg, about an hour north of D.C.
I love going to the auction because you never know what treasure you might find. BUT… Red sticks out like a sore thumb. The majority of people at these auctions are the Good-Ole-Boys. They smell like they had one too many beers the night before, or maybe it's just their BO from being out in the woods hunting and they haven't had time to shower.
Today there wasn't much to choose from but they always have tools and this is what the Good-Ole-Boys come to the auction for. This is when my Dad stepped up to see if he could get any deals as Mom was rifling through the other tables, for the fifth time, to see if she could find anything. I noticed that every man there was wearing a baseball cap and no two were alike. It's not just women who don't want to show up at an event wearing the same dress as someone else, evidently, men feel the same way and it's evident at this event they didn't want to show up wearing the same hat. All the hats were of a similar nature promoting farm equipment or fishing gear. Oddly enough, none were of sports teams except for one in tribute to Dale Earnhardt.
Emmitsburg is only an hour north but it a place where everything seems simpler and there's no hustle and bustle. They have their own fashion style and it seems to be stuck in the 80's. The women are no nonsense, e.g. the woman who wore the same hunting camouflage jumper as her man. The ones who are high maintenance go a bit overboard and have bleach blond frizzy hair, big bangs and overdone eyeliner. The shoe of choice is the Reebok High Top and here I thought they had stopped manufacturing those 15 years ago.
The older men have the long beards, missing teeth and Buddha bellies wearing their overalls and John Deere caps. The older women look similar but none of them seem to worry about it.
I have made some great finds at the auction but it's usually hit or miss. The one constant are the people and that may be my favorite part.
To find and auction in your area: http://www.auctionzip.com/
"The best place to find unattached billionaires is in the U.S. The West Coast"The Strategy:
"In some cases, you can find more than one eligible single in the same family."The Downside:
"Royalty is another smart bet."
"Billionaires can also come with their own unique set of baggage."Alrighty then, this article hasn't been very helpful. I can't move to the West Coast, at least for right now. I was hoping for more of a spreadsheet type list of the billionaires including location, social status, e.g. never married, divorced, how many kids etc. Their likes and dislikes, e.g. will settle for nothing less than a beautiful Red Head from the East Coast.
"You should also watch out for those already tied up with supermodel friends"
Would fake boobs burst in space?What a question? Why? Or better yet who cares. I would assume that any woman who is interested in becoming an astronaut would not be so vain. There is no Vain in Space!
“Your boobs may explode in space,” says the Sun.
Experts reckon boob implants may “expand and burst due to cabin pressure”.
"More than 157 people have forked out a massive £115,000 to rocket up to 400,000ft above Earth on the Virgin Galactic shuttle. Due to take place in 2008."
Evidently, they have concerns of breasts exploding especially with:
"Fibbing celebs whose lady lumps grew overnight as soon as they found fame. Throw them all in," They say. "It’ll be the next reality TV show – Real Life Pop Corn."Who woulda thunk it?
"Hi! I'm Red! You were so far up my butt I thought I should introduce myself before it got more intimate."