I once ran a help desk and a few of the clients still call me from time to time for help. I got a phone call today from a client that I have only spoke to on the phone.
He says to me,
"I quit my job last week because I won the Lottery. You have to go out with me now."
"No, it's not about the money."
"Then what is it about and how can I get you to go out with me?"
"I'm not sure how to explain what it's about but if I figure it out I will
let you know."