Freelance Investigative Reporting

A certain person had an elevator encounter with Former Virginia Governor Mark Warner in the elevator in Alexandria today.

Despite the obvious danger of the redhead with the bow and suction cup arrows the former governor continued to his appointment and was later seen leaving the building unscathed.


The real story:

Mini Red was relinquishing a toy to a friend. Red was just delivering and thought the man looked familiar. She googled him as soon as she reached her office to fully realize her encounter with The Former Governor of Virginia.

A special thanks to "The Mosh" for his reporting contributions to this piece.