May 22, 2006

A Short Conversation

Friend: How's the lizard?

Red: She's fine. Except she's been creeping me out lately.

Friend: How so?

Red: She was on my shoulder the other day and crawling towards my neck, probably for warmth, and I got the heebie geebies for some reason. Plus I've been feeling bad because every time she sits on my shoulder my hair is in a ponytail and I whack her with my hair.

Friend: So your telling me you can't stop Whacking the Lizard?