May 11, 2007

Inconsiderate Neighbors

I have been up all night due to my loud neighbors. Last time I told them to "Shut Up!" from my balcony.

This time I will be contacting the rental office.

I have also written them a note that I will slip under their door:

Please be advised that I will be filing a complaint with the rental office due to your excessive noise all night long. This is the second time I have had to deal with the noise and on a weeknight. Next time I will just call the Police.

Personally, your rap rendition of “My Effing balls” is not the sound I want wafting around my child’s ears as she sleeps.

Your Tired and Cranky Neighbor