An office-wide email received today

Every one who has a laptop if you could please send me the following information on it:
1.) Make/Model
2.) Cereal Number (underneath the laptop)
3.) Company Bar Code (if it has one)[underneth the laptop]

Response:
1.) Make/Model: Two Scoops
2.) Cereal Number: Raisin Bran
3.) Company Bar Code: Kellogg’s

Hahahahahaha! I needed that!