June 3, 2006

I'm in Love with a Confederate Hellcat

It all started with getting my haircut. I had a twenty-minute wait so I ran to get my eyebrows waxed at the nail salon on the other side of the mall. I mentioned to the girl waxing my brows that I was getting my hair cut at the Robert Lewis Salon.

She says, "Oh you have to go to the Asian Guy. He is great! See look at my hair… he cut the layers in my hair and did the color and I look great, right?"

Her hair did look good but I told her I have a stylist.

She pushes, "Well if your stylist is out then you have to see the Asian Guy. He's the only guy there so you can't miss him."

I appease her and assure her I will definitely use him if my stylist is out and I just HAVE to get my hair cut.

I relayed this to Kim (my stylist) and she promptly started teasing him, since his station is behind hers. She tells me he has groupies in the nail salon. He laughs and agrees. This guy reminds me a lot of Ken. Ken used to work for my company and he would say things like "I'm always taking pictures cause I'm da Asian Guy"

Someone comes in and starts commenting on The Asian Guy's helmet. Kim tells me he just got a new motorcycle… A Confederate Hellcat.

I asked if it was a sport bike and she replies with and enthusiastic "NO! let me show you. I took a picture with my phone!"

"WOW! That's no sport bike… NICE!"

Mind you I'm looking at a fuzzy cell phone pic. I make a mental note to Google it. (God Bless Google)

I'm reminded of it the next day and Googled it. (click on photo for website)


OMG! This bike is not only sexy but I would almost dare to say it's erotic!

I'm perusing the site and saw a Click Here for more photos so I, of course, clicked there. OHHHHHH NOOOOOO! Tom Cruise!

BACK Button!

He scares me!

I click on the CM Cinema and they have a great video. Make sure your sound is on when you watch it.

I wonder how much these cost? There isn't a back seat so I might have to learn to drive a motorcycle then purchase one of these beautiful machines (dreaming). How much are they anyway? OMG! Ok that dream is over… MSRP is $67,500. I would say definitely worth the price its just outta this Chicks price range.

Then I find Sounds. Oh yeah this is nice. There are two… Revving and Passing. You have to listen.

I will be.

June 2, 2006

Which is Worse?

1. Annual exam by your OB/GYN (love them stirrups).

2. Full body check of your freckles by the Dermatologist in search of freckles gone bad (equivalent to one of those naked in public nightmares).

June 1, 2006

The Road Rageous Commute

If you were a fly stuck inside my car during my commute between Maryland and Virginia, via D.C., here are some things you might hear coming out of my mouth.

  • Green means GO!

  • The gas is on the right Bra!

  • Stay in your lane Sista.

  • (Sings) "Nobody Mourns the Wicked" (from the Wicked soundtrack)

  • Dude... Stop checking out the chick and go!

  • Move it! Move it! Move it!

  • Outta my way!

  • Hmmm if the honey got off her phone she might be able to stay in her lane.

  • (Sings) "Whenever you call me, I'll be there, Whenever you want me, I'll be there Whenever you need me, I'll be there, I'll be around" cause I'm stuck in traffic.

  • Use your signal cause I can't read your mind!

  • Welcome to my lane.

  • Back off Buster or come up and introduce yourself cause we're getting intimate here!

  • RAISE YOUR HAND TO THANK ME!

  • Was that an Afro Mullet? OMG! It was!

  • Yes I'm waving at YOU. I'm the one you just cut off!

  • (Sings) I will survive!


  • Phew! I'm home… finally!